(a meme picked up from gsurosey)
Level 1
(x) tried a cigarette
(x) tried a cigar
(x) smoked weed
(x) kissed a member of the same sex (thank goodness)
(x) drank alcohol
SO FAR: 5
Level 2
(x) are/been in love
(x) been dumped/rejected
(x) shoplifted
( ) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight (hi mom)
SO FAR: 9
Level 3
(x) snuck out of a parent's house..
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) been arrested
(x) made out with a stranger
(x) gone out on a blind date
SO FAR: 13
Level 4
(x) had a crush on an older person..
(x) skipped school
(x) slept with a co-worker
(x) seen someone/something die
SO FAR: 17
Level 5
(x) had/have a crush on or liked one of your blog/online friends. (yes, it's you)
( ) been to Africa
(x) been on a plane
(x) thrown up from drinking
SO FAR: 20
Level 6
(x) eaten Sushi
( ) been snowboarding
(x) met someone BECAUSE of your blog or online community
( ) been in a mosh pit
SO FAR: 22
Level 7
( ) been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken pain killers when you didnt need them
(x) like/love someone who you can't have
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
SO FAR: 26
Level 8
(x) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up
SO FAR: 31
Level 9
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone tobogganing
(x) cheated while playing a game.
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school
SO FAR: 36
Level 10
( ) used a fake/someone else's ID
(x) watched the sun set
( ) felt an earthquake
( ) killed a snake
SO FAR: 37
Level 11
(x) been tickled
(x) been robbed/vandalized
( ) robbed someone
(x) been misunderstood
(x) pet a deer
SO FAR: 41
Level 12
(x) won a contest
( ) been suspended from school
( ) had detention
(x) been in a car/motorcycle/4-wheeler accident
SO FAR: 43
Level 13
( ) had/have/will have braces
(x) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) had deja vu
(x) danced in the moonlight
SO FAR: 46
Level 14
(x) hated the way you look
(x) witnessed a crime
( ) pole danced
(x) questioned your heart
(x) been obsessed with post-it notes
SO FAR: 50
Level 15
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
(x) been to the opposite side of the world (precisely? no. nearly? yes.)
(/) swam in the ocean/gulf (half credit for wading. that counts.)
(x) felt like you were dying
SO FAR: 54.5
Level 16
(x) cried yourself to sleep
( ) played cops and robbers
(x) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(x) sang karaoke
(x) paid for a meal with only coins
SO FAR: 58.5
Level 17
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose (thank you for the regular practice, siblings)
(x) kissed in the rain
SO FAR: 62.5
Level 18
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
(x) been kissed under a mistletoe
(x) watched the sun set with someone you care/cared about
(x) blown bubbles
( ) made a bonfire on the beach
SO FAR: 66.5
Level 19
(x) crashed a party
(x) have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people
(x) gone rollerskating/blading/ice skating
(x) had a wish come true
SO FAR: 70.5
Level 20
(x) worn pearls
( ) jumped off a bridge
( ) screamed "penis/dick" in class/public
( ) swam/swum with dolphins
SO FAR: 71.5
Level 22
(x) got your tongue stuck to a pole/freezer/ice cube/popsicle
( ) kissed a fish
(x) worn the opposite sexes clothes
(x) sat on a roof top
SO FAR: 74.5
Level 23
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) done/attempted a one-handed cartwheel
(x) talked on the phone for more than 3 hours
(x) stayed up all night
SO FAR: 78.5
Level 24
(x) picked and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
(x) had/been in a tree house (thanks, Dad. It was not particularly safe but it was so cool)
SO FAR: 81.5
Level 25
(x) believe in ghosts
(x) have/had more than 30 pairs of shoes throughout your life
(/) gone streaking (half credit for nude sunbathing. it counts.)
(x) gone/visited someone to/in jail(visited)
SO FAR: 85
Level 26
( ) played chicken
( ) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
(x) been easily amused
SO FAR: 87
Level 27
(x) Caught a fish then ate it
(x) made a video
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried (then peed)
(x) cried so hard you laughed (then ...)
SO FAR: 92
Level 28
(x) mooned/flashed someone
(x) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
(x) forgotten someone's name
(x) slept naked
(x) French braided someones hair
(x) gone skinny dippin
(x) been kicked out of your house
SO FAR: 100
Level 30
(x) Rode a roller coaster
( ) went scuba-diving/snorkeling
(x) had a cavity
( ) black-mailed someone
( ) been black mailed
SO FAR: 102
Level 31
(x) Been used
(x) fell going up the stairs
(x) licked a cat (c'mon, gotta try that at least once)
(x) bitten someone
(x) licked someone (wavewave Jo & Lee)
Total score: 107
Your turn!
==================================
See, that was the cut/paste version. Here's the thinking girl's version: what haven't you done that you'd LIKE to do still? What have you done before that you are keeping far far far away from, now and forevermore?
I'd like to visit Ireland.
I'll try kissing a fish too.
I'd like to be able to do a backward roll again. And an incidental sidenote to Mr. Selby, the scary evil gym teacher at Garfield Elementary School in Davenport IA in the early '70s: I was NOT lying when I said that something in my neck snapped when I did that backward roll like you ordered me to perform. I mean, it's not that it likely mattered much to you (just guessing, but I doubt it did since you didn't hesitate to berate me all those other times for not being able to climb that stupid rope) but it was the last backward roll I ever successfully pulled off. Yeah, I was a THIRD GRADER. Feel bigger, Mr. Grownup Muscle Man?
I do not want to rent property from and belonging to someone else.
Ownership rocks.
I do not hope to spend any more time as a psychatric inpatient. Ever.
I do hope one day to garden naked.
ooh. it just occurred to me that maybe I should double-check my math in adding up those totals. Even when I'm adding in small batches I sometimes make small batches of mistakes. POSTSCRIPT: Whoops, I did catch one. All fixed, all accounted for.
-- From within and without, they meet up and hang out for coffee while I transcribe. --
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Blog Archive
-
►
2023
(23)
- ► 07/02 - 07/09 (1)
- ► 06/25 - 07/02 (1)
- ► 06/18 - 06/25 (1)
- ► 06/11 - 06/18 (1)
- ► 05/28 - 06/04 (1)
- ► 05/21 - 05/28 (2)
- ► 05/14 - 05/21 (1)
- ► 05/07 - 05/14 (2)
- ► 04/30 - 05/07 (1)
- ► 04/16 - 04/23 (1)
- ► 04/02 - 04/09 (1)
- ► 03/26 - 04/02 (1)
- ► 03/19 - 03/26 (2)
- ► 03/12 - 03/19 (3)
- ► 03/05 - 03/12 (2)
- ► 02/26 - 03/05 (2)
-
►
2022
(7)
- ► 08/14 - 08/21 (1)
- ► 07/31 - 08/07 (1)
- ► 06/12 - 06/19 (1)
- ► 05/29 - 06/05 (1)
- ► 05/22 - 05/29 (1)
- ► 04/10 - 04/17 (1)
- ► 03/27 - 04/03 (1)
-
►
2021
(1)
- ► 06/20 - 06/27 (1)
-
►
2020
(9)
- ► 06/14 - 06/21 (1)
- ► 05/10 - 05/17 (5)
- ► 05/03 - 05/10 (2)
- ► 04/26 - 05/03 (1)
-
►
2019
(1)
- ► 04/14 - 04/21 (1)
-
►
2016
(2)
- ► 11/27 - 12/04 (2)
-
►
2014
(3)
- ► 06/29 - 07/06 (1)
- ► 01/19 - 01/26 (1)
- ► 01/12 - 01/19 (1)
-
►
2013
(58)
- ► 12/29 - 01/05 (1)
- ► 12/22 - 12/29 (2)
- ► 12/15 - 12/22 (2)
- ► 11/24 - 12/01 (2)
- ► 11/10 - 11/17 (2)
- ► 11/03 - 11/10 (1)
- ► 10/27 - 11/03 (1)
- ► 09/29 - 10/06 (1)
- ► 09/22 - 09/29 (1)
- ► 09/15 - 09/22 (1)
- ► 09/08 - 09/15 (1)
- ► 09/01 - 09/08 (3)
- ► 08/25 - 09/01 (2)
- ► 08/04 - 08/11 (1)
- ► 07/21 - 07/28 (3)
- ► 07/14 - 07/21 (1)
- ► 07/07 - 07/14 (1)
- ► 06/23 - 06/30 (2)
- ► 06/16 - 06/23 (2)
- ► 06/09 - 06/16 (1)
- ► 06/02 - 06/09 (1)
- ► 05/26 - 06/02 (1)
- ► 05/19 - 05/26 (3)
- ► 05/05 - 05/12 (2)
- ► 04/28 - 05/05 (3)
- ► 04/21 - 04/28 (3)
- ► 04/14 - 04/21 (2)
- ► 03/31 - 04/07 (2)
- ► 03/24 - 03/31 (3)
- ► 03/17 - 03/24 (2)
- ► 03/03 - 03/10 (1)
- ► 02/24 - 03/03 (1)
- ► 02/17 - 02/24 (2)
- ► 02/10 - 02/17 (1)
-
►
2012
(19)
- ► 11/04 - 11/11 (2)
- ► 10/28 - 11/04 (3)
- ► 10/21 - 10/28 (2)
- ► 10/14 - 10/21 (3)
- ► 09/16 - 09/23 (1)
- ► 09/09 - 09/16 (1)
- ► 08/26 - 09/02 (1)
- ► 08/05 - 08/12 (1)
- ► 07/15 - 07/22 (1)
- ► 06/17 - 06/24 (1)
- ► 04/15 - 04/22 (1)
- ► 01/22 - 01/29 (1)
- ► 01/01 - 01/08 (1)
-
►
2011
(71)
- ► 12/04 - 12/11 (1)
- ► 11/27 - 12/04 (4)
- ► 11/20 - 11/27 (1)
- ► 11/13 - 11/20 (3)
- ► 11/06 - 11/13 (2)
- ► 10/30 - 11/06 (1)
- ► 10/23 - 10/30 (2)
- ► 10/16 - 10/23 (4)
- ► 10/02 - 10/09 (1)
- ► 09/18 - 09/25 (2)
- ► 09/11 - 09/18 (4)
- ► 08/28 - 09/04 (4)
- ► 08/21 - 08/28 (2)
- ► 08/14 - 08/21 (3)
- ► 08/07 - 08/14 (1)
- ► 07/31 - 08/07 (1)
- ► 07/24 - 07/31 (1)
- ► 07/17 - 07/24 (2)
- ► 07/10 - 07/17 (1)
- ► 06/12 - 06/19 (2)
- ► 05/29 - 06/05 (1)
- ► 05/22 - 05/29 (2)
- ► 05/15 - 05/22 (1)
- ► 04/17 - 04/24 (1)
- ► 03/27 - 04/03 (1)
- ► 03/13 - 03/20 (1)
- ► 02/27 - 03/06 (2)
- ► 02/20 - 02/27 (1)
- ► 02/13 - 02/20 (2)
- ► 02/06 - 02/13 (2)
- ► 01/30 - 02/06 (3)
- ► 01/23 - 01/30 (4)
- ► 01/16 - 01/23 (3)
- ► 01/09 - 01/16 (3)
- ► 01/02 - 01/09 (2)
-
►
2010
(81)
- ► 12/26 - 01/02 (2)
- ► 12/19 - 12/26 (1)
- ► 12/12 - 12/19 (1)
- ► 12/05 - 12/12 (3)
- ► 11/28 - 12/05 (3)
- ► 11/21 - 11/28 (3)
- ► 11/14 - 11/21 (5)
- ► 11/07 - 11/14 (4)
- ► 10/31 - 11/07 (3)
- ► 10/24 - 10/31 (3)
- ► 10/17 - 10/24 (3)
- ► 10/10 - 10/17 (1)
- ► 10/03 - 10/10 (1)
- ► 09/26 - 10/03 (3)
- ► 09/19 - 09/26 (2)
- ► 09/12 - 09/19 (1)
- ► 09/05 - 09/12 (1)
- ► 08/29 - 09/05 (1)
- ► 08/22 - 08/29 (2)
- ► 08/15 - 08/22 (2)
- ► 08/08 - 08/15 (1)
- ► 08/01 - 08/08 (2)
- ► 07/25 - 08/01 (2)
- ► 07/11 - 07/18 (3)
- ► 07/04 - 07/11 (2)
- ► 06/27 - 07/04 (3)
- ► 06/20 - 06/27 (2)
- ► 06/13 - 06/20 (2)
- ► 06/06 - 06/13 (2)
- ► 05/23 - 05/30 (1)
- ► 05/02 - 05/09 (1)
- ► 04/25 - 05/02 (1)
- ► 04/18 - 04/25 (1)
- ► 04/04 - 04/11 (2)
- ► 03/28 - 04/04 (2)
- ► 03/07 - 03/14 (1)
- ► 02/28 - 03/07 (1)
- ► 02/21 - 02/28 (1)
- ► 02/14 - 02/21 (1)
- ► 01/24 - 01/31 (1)
- ► 01/17 - 01/24 (2)
- ► 01/10 - 01/17 (1)
- ► 01/03 - 01/10 (1)
-
►
2009
(89)
- ► 12/13 - 12/20 (1)
- ► 10/18 - 10/25 (1)
- ► 10/04 - 10/11 (3)
- ► 09/27 - 10/04 (2)
- ► 09/20 - 09/27 (3)
- ► 09/13 - 09/20 (3)
- ► 08/30 - 09/06 (1)
- ► 08/23 - 08/30 (2)
- ► 08/16 - 08/23 (3)
- ► 08/09 - 08/16 (2)
- ► 08/02 - 08/09 (1)
- ► 07/26 - 08/02 (4)
- ► 07/19 - 07/26 (3)
- ► 07/12 - 07/19 (2)
- ► 07/05 - 07/12 (4)
- ► 06/28 - 07/05 (2)
- ► 06/21 - 06/28 (1)
- ► 06/14 - 06/21 (3)
- ► 06/07 - 06/14 (3)
- ► 05/31 - 06/07 (1)
- ► 05/24 - 05/31 (1)
- ► 05/17 - 05/24 (4)
- ► 05/03 - 05/10 (2)
- ► 04/26 - 05/03 (4)
- ► 04/19 - 04/26 (2)
- ► 04/12 - 04/19 (4)
- ► 04/05 - 04/12 (3)
- ► 03/29 - 04/05 (3)
- ► 03/22 - 03/29 (4)
- ► 03/15 - 03/22 (1)
- ► 03/08 - 03/15 (5)
- ► 03/01 - 03/08 (4)
- ► 02/22 - 03/01 (2)
- ► 02/15 - 02/22 (2)
- ► 01/25 - 02/01 (1)
- ► 01/18 - 01/25 (2)
-
►
2008
(138)
- ► 12/28 - 01/04 (3)
- ► 12/21 - 12/28 (1)
- ► 12/14 - 12/21 (2)
- ► 12/07 - 12/14 (2)
- ► 11/30 - 12/07 (1)
- ► 11/23 - 11/30 (3)
- ► 11/16 - 11/23 (2)
- ► 11/02 - 11/09 (2)
- ► 10/26 - 11/02 (1)
- ► 10/19 - 10/26 (5)
- ► 10/12 - 10/19 (2)
- ► 10/05 - 10/12 (1)
- ► 09/28 - 10/05 (2)
- ► 09/21 - 09/28 (4)
- ► 09/14 - 09/21 (5)
- ► 08/31 - 09/07 (2)
- ► 08/24 - 08/31 (3)
- ► 08/17 - 08/24 (3)
- ► 08/10 - 08/17 (2)
- ► 07/27 - 08/03 (2)
- ► 07/20 - 07/27 (1)
- ► 07/13 - 07/20 (1)
- ► 07/06 - 07/13 (1)
- ► 06/29 - 07/06 (1)
- ► 06/22 - 06/29 (3)
- ► 06/15 - 06/22 (4)
- ► 06/08 - 06/15 (5)
- ► 05/25 - 06/01 (2)
- ► 05/18 - 05/25 (5)
- ► 05/11 - 05/18 (4)
- ► 05/04 - 05/11 (4)
- ► 04/27 - 05/04 (2)
- ► 04/20 - 04/27 (5)
- ► 04/13 - 04/20 (1)
- ► 04/06 - 04/13 (2)
- ► 03/30 - 04/06 (2)
- ► 03/23 - 03/30 (3)
- ► 03/16 - 03/23 (4)
- ► 03/09 - 03/16 (5)
- ► 03/02 - 03/09 (4)
- ► 02/24 - 03/02 (4)
- ► 02/17 - 02/24 (4)
- ► 02/10 - 02/17 (3)
- ► 02/03 - 02/10 (4)
- ► 01/27 - 02/03 (2)
- ► 01/20 - 01/27 (5)
- ► 01/13 - 01/20 (5)
- ► 01/06 - 01/13 (4)
-
►
2007
(120)
- ► 12/30 - 01/06 (5)
- ► 12/23 - 12/30 (5)
- ► 12/16 - 12/23 (2)
- ► 12/09 - 12/16 (4)
- ► 12/02 - 12/09 (2)
- ► 11/25 - 12/02 (4)
- ► 11/18 - 11/25 (4)
- ► 11/11 - 11/18 (3)
- ► 11/04 - 11/11 (3)
- ► 10/28 - 11/04 (3)
- ► 10/21 - 10/28 (3)
- ► 10/14 - 10/21 (1)
- ► 10/07 - 10/14 (1)
- ► 09/30 - 10/07 (1)
- ► 09/23 - 09/30 (2)
- ► 09/16 - 09/23 (2)
- ► 09/09 - 09/16 (2)
- ► 09/02 - 09/09 (4)
- ► 08/26 - 09/02 (5)
- ► 08/19 - 08/26 (2)
- ► 08/12 - 08/19 (1)
- ► 08/05 - 08/12 (2)
- ► 07/29 - 08/05 (4)
- ► 07/22 - 07/29 (3)
- ► 07/08 - 07/15 (1)
- ► 07/01 - 07/08 (2)
- ► 06/24 - 07/01 (1)
- ► 06/17 - 06/24 (4)
- ► 06/10 - 06/17 (1)
- ► 05/27 - 06/03 (1)
- ► 05/20 - 05/27 (2)
- ► 05/13 - 05/20 (1)
- ► 05/06 - 05/13 (1)
- ► 04/29 - 05/06 (1)
- ► 04/22 - 04/29 (3)
- ► 04/15 - 04/22 (1)
- ► 04/08 - 04/15 (1)
- ► 04/01 - 04/08 (4)
- ► 03/25 - 04/01 (2)
- ► 03/18 - 03/25 (1)
- ► 03/11 - 03/18 (5)
- ► 03/04 - 03/11 (3)
- ► 02/25 - 03/04 (4)
- ► 02/18 - 02/25 (1)
- ► 02/11 - 02/18 (1)
- ► 01/28 - 02/04 (3)
- ► 01/21 - 01/28 (1)
- ► 01/14 - 01/21 (1)
- ► 01/07 - 01/14 (6)
-
▼
2006
(160)
- ► 12/31 - 01/07 (3)
- ► 12/24 - 12/31 (1)
- ► 12/17 - 12/24 (5)
- ► 12/10 - 12/17 (5)
- ► 12/03 - 12/10 (2)
- ► 11/26 - 12/03 (1)
- ► 11/19 - 11/26 (1)
- ► 11/12 - 11/19 (5)
- ▼ 10/29 - 11/05 (4)
- ► 10/22 - 10/29 (4)
- ► 10/15 - 10/22 (5)
- ► 10/08 - 10/15 (4)
- ► 10/01 - 10/08 (5)
- ► 09/24 - 10/01 (3)
- ► 09/17 - 09/24 (3)
- ► 09/10 - 09/17 (5)
- ► 09/03 - 09/10 (2)
- ► 08/27 - 09/03 (2)
- ► 08/20 - 08/27 (1)
- ► 08/13 - 08/20 (1)
- ► 08/06 - 08/13 (2)
- ► 07/30 - 08/06 (2)
- ► 07/23 - 07/30 (2)
- ► 07/16 - 07/23 (2)
- ► 07/09 - 07/16 (5)
- ► 07/02 - 07/09 (3)
- ► 06/25 - 07/02 (4)
- ► 06/18 - 06/25 (3)
- ► 06/11 - 06/18 (1)
- ► 06/04 - 06/11 (2)
- ► 05/28 - 06/04 (4)
- ► 05/21 - 05/28 (2)
- ► 05/14 - 05/21 (1)
- ► 05/07 - 05/14 (1)
- ► 04/30 - 05/07 (2)
- ► 04/23 - 04/30 (2)
- ► 04/16 - 04/23 (2)
- ► 04/09 - 04/16 (6)
- ► 04/02 - 04/09 (4)
- ► 03/19 - 03/26 (5)
- ► 03/12 - 03/19 (4)
- ► 03/05 - 03/12 (4)
- ► 02/26 - 03/05 (4)
- ► 02/19 - 02/26 (2)
- ► 02/12 - 02/19 (4)
- ► 02/05 - 02/12 (2)
- ► 01/29 - 02/05 (6)
- ► 01/22 - 01/29 (5)
- ► 01/15 - 01/22 (5)
- ► 01/08 - 01/15 (1)
- ► 01/01 - 01/08 (6)
-
►
2005
(139)
- ► 12/25 - 01/01 (4)
- ► 12/18 - 12/25 (4)
- ► 12/11 - 12/18 (3)
- ► 12/04 - 12/11 (2)
- ► 11/27 - 12/04 (1)
- ► 11/20 - 11/27 (2)
- ► 11/13 - 11/20 (1)
- ► 11/06 - 11/13 (6)
- ► 10/30 - 11/06 (4)
- ► 10/23 - 10/30 (6)
- ► 10/16 - 10/23 (8)
- ► 10/09 - 10/16 (2)
- ► 10/02 - 10/09 (5)
- ► 09/25 - 10/02 (1)
- ► 09/18 - 09/25 (4)
- ► 09/04 - 09/11 (2)
- ► 08/28 - 09/04 (4)
- ► 08/21 - 08/28 (3)
- ► 08/14 - 08/21 (2)
- ► 08/07 - 08/14 (3)
- ► 07/31 - 08/07 (3)
- ► 07/24 - 07/31 (1)
- ► 07/17 - 07/24 (1)
- ► 07/03 - 07/10 (3)
- ► 06/26 - 07/03 (7)
- ► 06/19 - 06/26 (2)
- ► 06/12 - 06/19 (4)
- ► 06/05 - 06/12 (1)
- ► 05/29 - 06/05 (4)
- ► 05/08 - 05/15 (3)
- ► 05/01 - 05/08 (2)
- ► 04/24 - 05/01 (3)
- ► 04/17 - 04/24 (6)
- ► 04/10 - 04/17 (1)
- ► 04/03 - 04/10 (2)
- ► 03/27 - 04/03 (1)
- ► 03/20 - 03/27 (2)
- ► 03/06 - 03/13 (2)
- ► 02/27 - 03/06 (6)
- ► 02/20 - 02/27 (2)
- ► 02/13 - 02/20 (4)
- ► 02/06 - 02/13 (1)
- ► 01/30 - 02/06 (2)
- ► 01/23 - 01/30 (2)
- ► 01/16 - 01/23 (3)
- ► 01/09 - 01/16 (3)
- ► 01/02 - 01/09 (1)
-
►
2004
(50)
- ► 12/19 - 12/26 (1)
- ► 12/12 - 12/19 (2)
- ► 12/05 - 12/12 (1)
- ► 11/28 - 12/05 (3)
- ► 11/21 - 11/28 (2)
- ► 11/14 - 11/21 (5)
- ► 11/07 - 11/14 (3)
- ► 10/31 - 11/07 (6)
- ► 10/24 - 10/31 (8)
- ► 10/17 - 10/24 (3)
- ► 10/10 - 10/17 (5)
- ► 10/03 - 10/10 (4)
- ► 09/26 - 10/03 (7)
No comments:
Post a Comment