another mindless quiz

You Are French Food

Snobby yet ubiquitous. People act like they understand you more than they actually do.

What Kind of Food Are You?

contraction of the monster's esophageal musculature

“The greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming it.”


Yeah, you think so? I don't.
Fuck off, Moliere.


“Great minds have purposes; little minds have wishes. Little minds are subdued by misfortunes; great minds rise above them.”


C'mon, Washington Irving ... Throwing reason into the mix? That's a fairly rough way to kick a gal when she's down, ya big meanie.

making faces

monkeyface aud, originally uploaded by McBeth.

...last night Momma Bird was gearing up to send Baby Bird to her room. Baby Bird was very tired and was in the earliest stages of meltdown.

Why?

Baby Bird had been asked to pick up her toys. Momma Bird was helping, but, as Baby Bird growlingly informed her, "You broke my very fragilistic things".

maturity

crone plaza, originally uploaded by McBeth.

Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.

-- Kurt Vonnegut

focus

fog fence, originally uploaded by McBeth.

You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

--Mark Twain