01 July 2007

lorazepam

I wrote this many years ago, to be sung to the tune of The Little Drummer Boy.

Come, they told me
Lorazepam-pam
A newfound drug we bring
Lorazepam-pam
To keep your mood from swings
Lorazepam-pam
Avoid those bumps and dings-
Lorazepam-pam
-razepam-pam
-razepam-pam

Baby, take this pill
Lorazepam-pam
Shapes valleys into hills-
Lorazepam-pam
Come off the window sill
Lorazepam-pam
Then I'll send you my bill
Lorazepam-pam
-razepam-pam
-razepam-pam


Cataclysm -
Lorazepam-pam
You're having visions -
Lorazepam-pam
This cures derision
Lorazepam-pam
It's better'n nuclear fission
Lorazepam-pam
-razepam-pam
-razepam-pam

Before you lose your grip,
Lorazepam-pam
Go and refill your script
Lorazepam-pam
Make sure no dose is skipped,
Lorazepam-pam
We dont' want you to flip.
Lorazepam-pam
-razepam-pam
-razepam-pam


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Very clever. And like an ode to moi! Wonder what the 'pam' part is all about anyway? Do you know? Some sort of Latin-based meaning no doubt. As a Pam myself, I can understand why they'd name this kind of drug after me, but I'll never understand why I got tagged as a non-stick frying spray product as well :)

Keep up the good work. Hope you are well.

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