Cosmic Cups (subtitle: 'and lordy, do they overfloweth')

McBeth.

Breasts are meant to be adored.

If there's a chance one or the other of yours aren't (but you wish they were), tassle them.

~or~
Flash them.
Treat them.
Serve yourself dinner on them.
Draw pictures on them.
Comfort them.
Encourage them.
Glue-stick bows onto them.
Draw smiley faces on them.
Read stories to them.
Play with them.
Nurture them.
Write poems in their honor.
Name them something fabulous.
Take a picture of them.
Dress them up.
Dress them down. Way down.
Talk seductively to them.
Kiss them for luck.
Temporarily tattoo them.
Permanantly tattoo them.
Pinch them.
Pierce them.
Make 5 minutes of your day for them.
Figure out their good touch/bad touch.

Whatever you do, never ever underestimate the power and zest of a breast.