As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.   

-Roseanne Barr

 

For the past 33 years, I have looked in the mirror every morning and asked myself: 'If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?' And whenever the answer has been 'No' for too many days in a row, I know I need to change something.Steve Jobs